About Touchdowners 🏈

Touchdowners is a wildly chaotic and hilarious 2-player sports game that applies absurd, ragdoll physics to the intense game of American football. The objective is to control your single floppy-armed player, grab the ball, and flop, flail, and fight your way to the opponent's end zone for a touchdown. The game’s strong point is the unpredictable, ragdoll physics, which turns every snap and tackle into a moment of pure, unpredictable chaos. What sets Touchdowners Unbanned apart is the blend of sports with a fighting mechanic; you must actively use your floppy arms to swing, tackle, and knock the ball out of your opponent’s hands. The comparison is strong to games like Soccer Random. A crucial strategic tip is to master the timing of the jump/flail (often the only button); the player who can consistently knock the ball loose from the opponent will dominate the match.

Game Features: Touchdowners

Hilarious, unpredictable ragdoll physics-based football action.
Competitive 2-Player mode on a single keyboard.
Simple, single-button control for accessible chaos.
Fighting mechanic: actively tackle and knock the ball loose.
Focus on chaotic, high-scoring action.

How to Play Touchdowners 🕹️

Playing Touchdowners Unbanned is minimal. Player 1 uses the W key, and Player 2 uses the Up Arrow key. This single button controls both the jumping and the arm-flailing/tackling action. The core strategy is aggressive tackling and quick recovery. When the opponent has the ball, relentlessly jump and flail your arms to try and knock the ball loose. When you have the ball, use controlled forward movement and a well-timed jump to carry the ball over the goal line. Touchdowners Unbanned is an excellent, Unbanned choice for friends seeking quick, competitive, and truly chaotic sports fun that prioritizes laughs and ragdoll fighting over realistic control.